IUDs can come out

This is probably a terrible first post but who cares. I'd been having awful cramps all day. At first I thought it was just some tummy troubles or due to my period but they just got worse and worse. So after I took a shower post-Zumba (yeah don't hate) I decided to check the strings to my IUD like I do every month after my period. Oh shit...my strings are like 4 inches longer...oh shit is that the tip of the IUD...well maybe I'll just tug the stri-OH FUCK IT CAME OUT OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Cue me laying on my bathroom floor crying. I felt like I was in labor. Luckily the pain subsided and I took a picture of my IUD and sent it to my friends. And husband. Then my friend showed the picture to her husband.

Sigh.

Now I have to go to the dollar store tomorrow for a pregnancy test. So if you see a young woman with a hellion of a 2 year old buying a $1 pregnancy test...don't judge me. You didn't just birth a contraceptive device.